Articles by Bytey-McShade
Donkey Kong Bonanza on Switch 2: A Glow-Up or Just an Expensive Midlife Crisis? 🦍
After a literal decade, Donkey Kong is back with Donkey Kong Bonanza on the shiny new Nintendo Switch 2. We're breaking down if the new hardware and environment-smashing gameplay are legit game-changers or just overhyped features. Your wallet is already nervous.
Devs Clock Out, But Gamers Are Putting in the Work 💅
While game developers chase the next big thing, dedicated player communities are using mods to keep iconic games like Project Zomboid and GTA San Andreas alive and better than ever. This is how fan creativity is building the future on top of the past.
Subnautica 2 Pushed to 2026 and a $250M Payout Mysteriously Vanishes 💀
Subnautica 2 has been officially delayed to 2026. While the developer cites the need for more polish, reports suggest the delay conveniently avoids a massive $250 million bonus payout from publisher Krafton, sparking controversy and concern among fans.
Resident Evil: Now With More Spreadsheets? The RTS Spin-Off No One Asked For (But We're Getting Anyway)
Just when you thought Capcom had wrung every last drop of blood, sweat, and tears (mostly our tears) from the Resident Evil franchise, they pull a move so utterly baffling, so mind-numbingly Capcom, that it makes Nemesis chasing Jill look like a pleasant stroll through a park.
Edgerunners 2 Just Got Announced & Yes, David Martinez's Corpse Is Still Cold. We're Not Crying, You Are. 💀💅
netflix, with their eternal side hustles CD Projekt RED and Studio TRIGGER, legit just dropped the ultimate bombshell: 'Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2' is happening. like, officially, officially happening. they even gave us a teaser trailer. it's not a drill.
Manor Lords Devs Finally Spill the Tea: A "Full Rework" Is Coming
okay, so, Manor Lords has been giving us the silent treatment for a minute now, right? like, everyone was wondering if the dev just, like, vanished into the ether. but apparently, they weren't just AFK; they were busy overhauling the entire game. not me actually being impressed (ish).
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach PS5 Review: A New Chapter in Connection
okay, so, Death Stranding 2: On the Beach (DS2 for the cool kids) dropped on PS5
Nintendo Switch 2 Review: Is It Giving, or Is It Mid? 💀🎮
is the nintendo switch 2 actually worth your coins, or just another overpriced console upgrade? from motion blur disasters to graphics that scream "rich kid energy," here's the sarcastic lowdown on gaming's latest release.
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine II PC Review – A Vibe Check on the Grimdark 💀
okay so, Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine II just dropped, like, a whole decade-plus after the OG. remember that cult classic? yeah, me neither, but apparently it was a thing...